Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
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by klausfiend December 26, 2021
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Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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