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Potato Jack

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.
Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded
by Zorik October 20, 2017
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ass potato

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
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shill potato

A person who is paid by the government and other private organizations to spread disinformation on YouTube and social media accounts...examples of shill potatoes are Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, David Icke and countless others. Shill potatoes will try to convince people that 9-11 was setup by Al Quiada, the moon landing is real, the earth is the shape of an apple, FEMA camps aren't real etc...They are easily spotted and always say the same things...
"Wow, another shill potato tried telling me that the Earth is a spinning ball...I know he's a shill potato because I went to his YouTube page and he has no liked videos, not subscribed to anyone, no playlists and no video history"
by TwitchBrah September 19, 2017
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Small Potato

A small and useless object.

Synonymous to knick knack or Aleia
by porter's girl June 4, 2016
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Soggy Potato

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.
by DocChase June 23, 2010
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sack of potatoes

The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.
"That 350 lb ho has some big ol' sacks of potatoes hanging down."
by John G. December 7, 2004
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hot potato

VERB

Baking a potato to the point of flaming hot status, and then smashing it onto someone's face. Preferably your mortal enemy. Be sure to wear oven mitts.
Veronica said "Bitch I'mma hot potato your face!"

"Did you hear what happened this weekend? Alice hot potatoed Christian's face after hearing he looked at her one too many times."
by Veronica and Alice November 19, 2010
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