Bum Drum

A game where two guys put a drumstick up their asses and fight with them. The first to have their drum stick fall out gets it wiped under their nose.

This game was shown in the movie Dirty Sanchez.

*2 Guys play a game of bum drum*
*Guy 1 Wins!*
Guy 1: Muhahahaha, i win
*Whipes shitty drum stick under guy 2's nose*
Guy 2: Oh Shit, that's horrible

by Derek Troke November 13, 2007

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

Dumb bum

To be as stupid as an ass, clueless, or to be an ugly mong and another word for Dumb ass.

Nathan "shut up"
Chastaaza" Dumb bum go suck ya mum"
Nathan "😭😪"

by Zheizhei August 24, 2018

horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 16, 2005

Bum Stung

1. The slang reffering to contracting a sexual transmitted dessease through anal-sex

"Don't mess with her man she got bum stung by the Herps"

by Toaden Kay February 11, 2009

Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005