ice is nice

true dat

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )

by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017

ice butter

The art of molding butter to freeze to use for sexual pleasure.

I wanna ice butter your dick!

Oooooooooo you about to get ice buttered!!

by A whole stick August 25, 2018

Ice-Teamonade

Ice tea mixed with lemonade.

Arnold Palmer makes one hell of a Ice-Teamonade.

by SteelersTatted July 19, 2010

Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

ice blowjob

When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.

Last night my wife killed my hard-on by giving me an ice blowjob.

by Bob Dob November 22, 2013

poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

Roll ice

when a person rolls a marijuana cigarette and mixes methamphetamines into it

dude we should roll ice later, that stuff is crazy!

by RingoStarr July 6, 2009