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Plinko lives

You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."

I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."

Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"

I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."

Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."

I dot "I... I already..."

Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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get it how you living

Prison slang, typically for when you partake in an act people don’t appreciate or are offended by. Which can range from a number of things, depending on who is upset and what typically tips them over the edge.
Prisoner 1: “bruh I make over $100 on commissary a week I’m loaded”

Prisoner 2: “ay bruh you better stop bragging before you get it how you living”
by Boomboom1233 January 21, 2019
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living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.
Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.
by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021
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small living

Relating to; small fortune

He who makes enough money to survive, pay the bills, et cetera. But does not make enough currency to purchase fancy, luxury things.
The man who plays those instruments on the side of the streets surely makes a small living off of the overwhelming amount of pedestrians.
by your rеal name May 30, 2023
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Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out
I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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live band playing

"Dude, I must have been dreaming about that one girl 'cause I woke up with a live band playing."
by RCSSS August 17, 2008
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live

The longest and most painful way to die.
I can no longer live this life anymore!
by Horace H September 1, 2018
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