April 13

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people

it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks

by Nbz123 April 12, 2019

April 13

Today April 13 is the no send nude day for the rest of yoyr life

April 13 day were you can't send nudes for rest of like no tit pick no ass pick no pussy pick no nothing

by Sorry babe April 13, 2019

April 18

give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.

“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”

by Chancellqr April 16, 2019

22nd April

National Show your ass day

22nd April is the lads favorite day

by well babes April 21, 2021

April 9

National Quit playing and fuck her day.

OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?

by TTEENNEESSEESSHHIITTBBAABBYY April 3, 2021

April 19th

Doomsday. The world and the humans within will all perish in a cruel and terrible death.

What are you doing next week?
Oh, preparing for April 19th!

by Raysgame March 14, 2021

April 25

April 25 is national call you friends short day!

Call your short friends short and have an excuse!

“You’re short”

“I’M NOT SHORT”

“Dont worry its april 25th”

by Da.weirdo April 6, 2021