wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

wet campus

A name given to a university when alcohol is allowed and sold on college grounds.

College parties are right next to your dorm Sonny, it's a wet campus!

by Fact_Checker January 16, 2016

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

Wet lemonade

1.When your having sex and you piss in side her vagina.
2.vise versa
3.lemonade that quences thirst(rare)

Brenda: OMG! Did you just give me a wet lemonade… Dick!!

Sam: Well you gave me one last night…bitch!!

Dude that lemonade actually didnt make me thirsty! Alright!

by Jbrad5421 October 15, 2011