Milk duds

When a pregnant woman's breasts are so engorged that no milk will come out.

After my son was born I had 2 milk duds.

by McDoodlefee July 7, 2021

Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.

Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."

by NOUSERNAMELEFT April 21, 2023

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

Milk bath

The act of a large group of men cumming on someone or dumping a large container of cum on someone.

They all joined in to give her a milk bath.

by Assassinduk3 October 6, 2017

milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween

person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.

by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021

Caleb milk

When a pervert wants to draw a picture of his ex on his crushes stomach using cum as his paint and his dick as a paint brush

" last night I caleb milked my crush" -a pervert

by Jdjehduehd May 7, 2019