Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.

Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!

by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022

Matthew

Ginger

Wow your hair is very Matthew

by Matthew is ginger January 29, 2021

Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017

Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.

Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!

by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021

matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

Matthew stinkle

aviation

Hi my name is Matthew stinkle and I like aviation

by RedsMC November 30, 2021

Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.

"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.

by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021