soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

Chicken nudele soup

A soup containing only chicken genitalia

I made the best chicken nudele soup last night I love slurping up chicken dick

by Squeaky tits May 7, 2020

Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!

My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!

by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023

My Dick In Soup

Has died

goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too

by timdef214 April 25, 2021

Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.

Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!

by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023

The won-ton soup

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.

When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.

by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012

Po People Soup

A soup made of other soups. A po people soup could be a can of chicken noodle with a can of tomato.

Man this po people soup is off da hook.

by Henry Huy Soup April 9, 2009