Saggy Nippled Virgin

literally someone whose a saggy nippled virgin aka loser

Sam: Haha you don't have a girlfriend yet?

Bill: Fuck you, you saggy nippled virgin

by saggy nippled virgin June 26, 2020

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

twing my nipples

to flick or tap a males nipple(s) whilst having sex

OH YEAH, BABY! TWING MY NIPPLES!

by Anul Succ September 17, 2017

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse June 21, 2012

crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018