baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011

noob dong

noob dong

noob dong.

by wenomechainasama1 September 3, 2022

Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017

dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.

1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"

by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017

Tan Dong Dong

It is a phrase that describes people who is annoying and gets angry a lot.

Student A: The...the...the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!
Student B:ok... Tan Dong Dong

by Don't be dong dong November 22, 2020

Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025