After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017
Get the dirty narwhalmug. Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
by jakoel May 13, 2011
Get the dirty airpumpmug. Dirty Dot fucks men for cash then when the money dries out moves onto the next unsuspecting male and begins the dirty dot over again.
by Disgruntled Milkman July 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Dotmug. by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017
Get the Dirty Teachermug. by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022
Get the Dirty Nikolaimug. a female who is particularly nasty, especially when it comes to her personal or sexual hygiene. Also a female who is known to be a slut, or who has been known to have toilet paper in her vagina.
by TimeRacer March 12, 2010
Get the dirty bajingomug. When you and your significant other place a paper towel tube between each others buttholes and have a "poo battle" until the paper towel tube explodes like some dirty dynamite!
Thes: "Is Mike still in the bathroom?"
Dr. T: "Yea with Jerome, I think they are doing the dirty dynamite because the paper towels are not on the holder."
Dr. T: "Yea with Jerome, I think they are doing the dirty dynamite because the paper towels are not on the holder."
by MikeMcDirty March 8, 2011
Get the Dirty Dynamitemug.