Dick Cheney

Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."

Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"

Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."

by Big Snigglet December 9, 2008

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

dick wet

Occurs when a male gets his penis sucked or places his penis in a wet vagina. Simply taking showers or baths does not count as dick wetage

We went back to her place after dinner, and then I got my dick wet.

by Cchristo January 3, 2008

dick talker

A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.

"Man, you know that girl shelia??"

"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"

"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"

by the moff man September 21, 2008

baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008

Bum Dick

Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.

Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.

by Mugalation March 6, 2011

rugby dick

Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.

Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"

Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"

Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"

by CheeseyDickFart May 10, 2009