San Jose steam roller

The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.

Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?

by ICEBREAKERTIM August 13, 2022

Mt. San Antonio College

Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.

It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.

Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"

Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."

by Mountie09 May 21, 2009

San Fransisco Hot Pocket

Note: This is a homosexual act. This is when a man puts his own feces into another males ass hole, and then begins intercourse with the males ass, this is known as a San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

That Scot guy gave me the craziest San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

by Filisalot October 2, 2009

San Francisco Corn Waffle

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009

San Diego Sausage Storm

When a bunch of perfectly straight people are watching ice skating and they slowly become gay...usually ending in an anal orgy....with a fist.

I was so drunk last night...my friends said i fell down the stairs but i think it was a San Diego Sausage Storm

by Big Nick Digga May 12, 2008

San Francisco Bird Bath

Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.

Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.

by Jimmy Winchestershire March 13, 2021

san fransisco flip-flops

Another extreme example of knee protection in order to perform fellatio.

Fred put on his San Fransisco flip-flops in order to pleasure his paintcan girlfriend at the taco shop.

by Teabagger99 October 27, 2008