Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.

Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

grahm cracker lookin bitch

When women argue they might call each other a Grahm Cracker lookin Bitch, basically saying they are beneath them or hella busted.

girl 1: BITCH you think you better than me?!

girl 2: I know I am , you GRAHM CRACKER LOOKIN BITCH!

by WOLF___GANG July 11, 2011

Bremilo bitch

Bremilo bitch- is a big female, a very tall, wide shoulders, manly built

That bremilo bitch should try out for the football season this trimester!

by ANsmidt May 28, 2022

Bitch

A female dog. Most people would think that it is a bad word, but sometimes its not.

Kid: awe look at that bitch over there. She is so cute
Mom:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!???😠😠
Kid:The dog mommy
Mom:SO YOUR CALLING THE DOG A BITCH
Kid:no mom thats...
Mom:YOUR GROUNDED
Kid:😢😭

by Animallover9999 June 3, 2018

Bitch ass hoagie

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy

Look at brendon, what a bitch ass hoagie

by Crueoddy August 27, 2016