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Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.
Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017
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Main shit stain

Your closest jit
by 2titties December 26, 2021
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Squealer Shit

A shit that contains multiple loud farts
When I was at the rest area, someone was taking a squealer shit.
by Jacksoncage April 14, 2022
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Shit

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You are a fucking shit you creep why did you search up shit fuck you you bitch THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SEARCHING UP SHIT!
by None_of_your_business1 September 12, 2023
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shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
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Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
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lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017
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