International School of Nanshan Shenzhen, also known as "ISNS", if my memories wasn't annexed by important details related to the Summative Assessments. ISNS is infamous for being the greatest psychiatric hospital in Shenzhen, thousands of rich students is incarcerated in a facility that's in possession of the size of a cabin, with limited functions that perfectly describes the school's scarcity in effective architectural designs. To trap the inmates both physically and mentally, the penitentiary adopted a narrow structure which prohibits the prisoners from arbitrarily wandering on the campus; or, if they dare - laying their fingers or buttocks on any recreational facilities that are absolutely not fabricated to entertain nobody; to trap the patients mentally, the school stipulates a schedule with immense assessments and exams, arranged closely to guarantee no students may take refuge in their precious holidays.
The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
Student A: I heard the news about few people gettin' stabbed.
Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.
Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.
Student A: Gee...
Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.
Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.
Student A: Gee...
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Also known as "shooting range" in the United States of America.
Also known as "shooting range" in the United States of America.
today i have to go to school and do a pre-test where i will be punished for not knowing things that i have not yet been taught.
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Home of the monkey insurance and bank corporation, East lyme middle school is a school in east lyme connecticut where monkey dollars are the main currency.
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
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