shit tits

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever

1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits

by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

spaggy tits

Breasts that are undesirably saggy and spongy. Breasts usually resemble a sock with a tennis ball put in it and hung from the chest.

That ho best put her shit back on. Ain't nobody wanna see her spaggy tits on Girls Gone Wild.

by Bug-a-Boo July 26, 2004

Rock Tits

Ridiculously unattractive fake boobs; breast implants looking as though ready to pop if touched.

Chris suffered a fractured penis while attempting to screw Michelle's rock tits.

Mike chipped a touch on Carrie's rock tits during foreplay.

by Charles Campbell September 3, 2005

tits and bits

Different expression to bits and pieces.

Parts of.

She showed me tits and bits of her amazing body on webcam.

by sleevy November 10, 2009

bat tits

When a women's breasts stick to her underarms due to excess moisture or any other reason undefined. Then spreading her arms to release, the result is a visual like a bat, or bat wings for a women.

Do and I were in the club, when a gal with no bra on wearing a silk tank top lifted her arms to raise the roof, as if not embarrasing enough, she also showed the whole club her Bat Tits.

by The Origional Banana Hammock January 6, 2007

Bitch Tits

I man with large breasts!

Son: Dad, do you need a bra
Dad: What?

Son: Dad you have freaking man boobs
Dad: Why are you looking?! No I don't!
Son: BITCH TITS! HAHAHAHA!
Dad: WHAT?! -slaps son-

by MadHatter96 December 3, 2010

nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009