morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

of a morning

on most days before noon.

"I prefer to look out the window of a morning and decide then whether a coat is needed"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.

I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today

by Buckaroo00 June 22, 2017

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019