Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014

Noodle

Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.

Look at that noodle on the dance floor, she's probably a horrible person.

by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017

noodles

getting with someone (hook up)

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about Charlie?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, he got noodles from Chloe."

by diggycheese12 November 4, 2020

earth noodle

A worm

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.

by BTSARMY613 December 17, 2021

Chicken Noodle Soup

(Noun) - Currency, Money.

A slang term used describe money.

Origin- Brooklyn, aka The trenches, aka the concrete Jungle.

"Its all about gettin' to that Chicken Noodle Soup, providing for your family."

"Yo I got mad Chicken Noodle, you already know whats up we got the henny on deck tonight."

by MarkyMarkSparkySpark June 12, 2018

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009