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Pussy Pizza

A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
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community pussy

When the pussy is everybodys
You might not wanna mess with Mohagany bro u might get something she community pussy.
by Nieze February 20, 2005
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pussy out

To chicken out or back away from something or someone.
As from the movie "Reservoir Dogs":

"Don't pussy out on me now, they believe you, they believe every fucking word you're saying. And you know why? Because you're super cool."
by Freddy February 2, 2004
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pussy hair

the curly pubic hair around an unshaven cunt
Jill I love your thick black pussy hair
by shane m May 23, 2003
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eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.
by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006
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good pussy

a pussy that feels good to you,and is a good and tight: not too juicy.a pussy that is out of shape too big:a pussy that moves and rolls to bring you to climax easy: a pussy you can't get enough of at any time.
her pussy fit tightly on my penis:her pussy was silky and not too wet.her pussy contracted and messaged my penis: her pussy made me climax withit's grip on my penis.her pussy made me want more and more each day.
by Honey Cooler 'B' May 13, 2005
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Roastbeef pussy

Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.
(Jim) "Hey Ned, what did u eat for dinner last night?"

(Ned) "O, Jessica came over and I ate her roastbeef pussy"
by ned-the-wino December 27, 2008
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