hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.

Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted

by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

by frittatita December 24, 2022

Christmas buddy

A person to watch Christmas movies and do other Christmas things with

“Hey Christmas buddy let’s go watch Home Alone”

by I love cream November 9, 2021

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.

"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"

by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019