by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017
Get the Dirty Teacher mug.Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
by jakoel May 13, 2011
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Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?
Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.
Guy 1: Luckky
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Guy 1: Luckky
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