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Tear Sheet 

To have sexual intercourse.
Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)
Tear Sheet by keelf king May 3, 2019

Sheet Sniffer 

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.
That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.
You just spelled ski wrong. You fucking idiot.
Person 1: Wanna go skeeing
Person 2: You spelled skiing wrong you fucking donkey
Skee by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

Shit Sheet Bandit 

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
Shit Sheet Bandit by captainautismo September 10, 2019

Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

Sheet sneeze 

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.
Sheet sneeze by Kaidonado March 16, 2020