custom wood burning

a titkok cult worshipping @customwoodburning

that custom wood burning titkok account be lit af dude

by taylorswift4life13 June 28, 2021

Warrensberg woods witch

A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.

I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.

by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

my woods long

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

by nourzi April 3, 2022

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010