what the quan?

similar to wtf. orignally used in the beginning of a sean kingston song.

guy: dude look at that girls getup

other guy: what the quan?

by lkaj;lkdja;lkdjl;ad May 22, 2009

what died?

Expression to describe the foul odors emanated by a person who didn't wipe his/her ass well after taking a shit, or a person that laid an unbelievably stinky fart.

Maaaaan, what did you do, wipe your ass with a rock? What died? Use TP with some soap and water on it, and take a fuckin' shower!

by pentozali May 29, 2010

what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.

"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."

by PrettyMissBHP November 29, 2007

What the eff!

An exclamation used when surprised or discontented. Can be a substitute for cussing. May actually gradually replace cussing and destroy bad habits.

Hey you just won the lottery.

OMG, thats awesome. I'm going to buy a mansion now and a tight car.

Oh too bad, so did three million others, so you got one dollar.

What the eff!

by vobis April 4, 2009

SAY WHAT??

when you are in shock, or despair and your eyes get real big then you say "say what??"

an akward moment

krystal: you know bob is cheating on you??
sammie:SAY WHAT??

joe: i like boys
kim: SAY WHAT??

by #teamfatal December 31, 2011

what's it been

Another way of saying what's up, how's it going, what've you been up to.

John says, "What's it been?"
Jane says, "School is driving me nuts!"

by Wicktones March 20, 2008

What the shit

A replacement phrase used for what the fuckonly it sounds cooler (i have no idea if it was used in the matrix...)

something strange and unexplicable happens - your response "WHAT THE SHIT"...

by mebissa January 21, 2006