wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008

wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

by MarriedTrouble July 19, 2012

Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

wet rice

When a white man and Asian female have sex in the middle of an Asian restaurant while laying on a pile of rice

oh my gosh Sam and Ching lee had wet rice at egg roll city yesterday

by Swagyolo5 January 6, 2014

Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

by Katie ra bla bla November 7, 2007

wet coke

Cocaine mixed with jet fuel gets you super fucked up but if you try to put it in a blunt it will explode

Yo that coke we snorted last night got us so fucked up because it was wet coke or coke mixed with jet fuel

by Fecalmatter55 August 6, 2019

Wet loving

The act of sexual loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom

by Copengriz February 16, 2019