Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

Half rule

The half rule shows if relationships can be accepted in society simply take you age and divide by 2 if the other person in your relationship is less than half your age you should not be in a relationship anything half or over is acceptable

For example if you are 20 you can be with someone who is 10 or over
Hey she’s only 6 and your 13 follow the half rule bro

by Jessie Starr August 25, 2021

Rule #363

Rule #363 of the internet goes: "if it exists, there is an FNF mod about it" FNF is short for Friday Night Funkin' a rhythm game

This character is cool, is there an FNF mod about it? No. Well, rule #363 inti action.

by Miksi0784 July 31, 2022

rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.

"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry

by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023

Rule C

If it exists, you can sell it.

Organs, love, oxygen, you name it. Rule C.

by mothinflame123 November 18, 2018

zipcode rule

If a girl lives in a completely different zipcode than you, a one night stand with this girl is the farthest it may go. No long distance relationship, just sex.

Cheryll: So are we a thing?

Steven: Sorry, since you live so far away, the zipcode rule applies.

by CJ8834 June 14, 2017