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stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.
1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck
by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022
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Gem among stones

The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.
Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.
by von groovy July 29, 2024
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Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Stones

The things that some would think make or break a foundation.
It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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