Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

by furrysmurf February 12, 2010

yoga balls

(adj.) an adjective used to describe the relative size of the object in question.

(noun) balls that are used in the art of yoga to bounce and stretch on.

Finn- "Fudge man, this place is yoga balls huge!"

Jake- "Yoga balls aren't that huge, Finn."

by Dano Bano December 18, 2011

zest ball

a mf that be too gay

Man 1 - "Matthew is such a zest ball! He crosses his legs and calls himself a slut."

Man 2 - "Fr. He the biggest zest ball out of everyone here."

by vyzr September 28, 2022

bubble balls

what happens when the person taking it in the ass farts during anal sex

stupid bitch farted while i was fuckin her in the ass.
she gave me a major case of bubble balls

by eat my penis twice July 21, 2010

dripping balls

When your scrotum has so much semen on it from banging chicks all night it drips from each testicle. The same effect can be reached when getting out of the water after skinny-dipping

Girl at nude beach- "OMG that guy's dripping balls are disgusting!"

by _guy_who_can_define_anything May 12, 2014

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007