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Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)
"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"
by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021
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Kevin Chen

The most common name among the overseas Chinese community. Also known as the Chinese version of "John Smith".
A: "Do you know my friend Kevin Chen?"
B: "The one from Berkeley?"
A: "No, I mean the smarter one."
B: "The one from Harvard?"
A: "No, I mean the one from Stanford."
B: "Wow! How many Kevin Chen's are there?"
by KevinChen@Stanford March 2, 2019
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Kevin's Submarine

by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020
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Filthy Kevin

Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.
My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthy Kevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
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Kevin Costner

(v) -ing, -ed
to save someone

referencing the 1992 hit movie "The Bodyguard", where Kevin Costner plays the part of Whitney Houston's bodyguard

Used to acknowledge when someone saves your ass. Often when "dodging a bullet" is not an option, your friend may step in and Kevin Costner you. Act is often performed by a wingman

Works IRL or when online.
IRL

"No Coree, your husband had nothing to do with the decision to drunkenly shoot shoot the tree in your backyard. That was all me.. I have a problem..." -Kevin
"You just Kevin Costnered the fuck out for me. Coree would've never let me hear the end of that"

Online
"Kepri just Kevin Costnered the out of me with his ult".
by xHOBBESx May 6, 2017
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Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.
Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!
by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020
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Kevin the Penguin

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love
by Zerg369 July 26, 2022
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