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the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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Scrape your neck

The act of removeing accummulated residue from your puki so it can be smoked again. Typically because your sack is empty
Your bitches clouded all my shardsnow you gotta scrape your neck.
by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016
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gimme my neck

"Gimme my neck" is sort of a game. When someone says anything incorrect, you say: "Gimme my neck!" Then you rub your fingers (index finger and middle finger) as hard as you can behind the person's neck.
Boy: You said tomorrow's my birthday? It's next week! Gimme my neck! *rubs fingers behind the girl's neck*
by Lala Yamada February 17, 2008
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Amazon Neck Tie

When a man is giving a girl the meat in the ass, before he releases his seminal fluids he proceeds to flip the girl over and "tity fuck her" resulting in a tie-like string off excrement between the woman's breast.
I dressed my bitch up with a Amazon Neck Tie before we went out for dinner.
by Crazy Joey March 12, 2003
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National Neck Day

April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something
Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know
by Eat that May 30, 2018
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swallow your neck

1. (v) To Shut the Fuck UP.

2. (v) to stand there with nothing to say, swallowing your saliva in embarrasment or shame.
"Lisa should swallow her neck, she wasn't even there, she doesn't know what happened."

"Hey, Lisa was swallowing her neck when she found out that she didnt have her fact straight. It was funny."

Swallow your neck LISA!!! dumb ass..
by Donnell Lankford August 31, 2007
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bull your neck

The process of bulling to protect your neck in the game known as American football.
Example 1: "bull your fucking neck" wise words of Bob Connell freshman coach

Example 2: " If u don't bull your neck then you may hurt your neck it break your clavicle"
by Neck27 November 19, 2013
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