bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

pica eating disorder

Pics is a eating disorder where you crave things that aren’t food for ex chalk,dirt,hair,ice,etc

Pls get help for pica eating disorder

by Iluvmilfs1988 September 5, 2021

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up

by Godlike:) May 31, 2018

I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

eating dungarees

"eating dungarees" not in OED or, apparently, google: definition, please?

Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity," Indigo paperback ed., p.146, lines 11-12: "...if he wants to be eating dungarees for a week,..."

by Frank X. Mur September 10, 2006

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004