jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

bubble balls

what happens when the person taking it in the ass farts during anal sex

stupid bitch farted while i was fuckin her in the ass.
she gave me a major case of bubble balls

by eat my penis twice July 21, 2010

zest ball

a mf that be too gay

Man 1 - "Matthew is such a zest ball! He crosses his legs and calls himself a slut."

Man 2 - "Fr. He the biggest zest ball out of everyone here."

by vyzr September 28, 2022

Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.

How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...

by femalecats November 13, 2011

Balls in drain

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.

Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.

by Turboteebone June 26, 2017

ball pit

Lots of males in one place, usually naked.

My gym locker room turned into a total ball pit after new years, naked dudes everywhere.

by kairamat January 16, 2015