by Youman April 17, 2021
Get the You man mug.A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.
by Monkebru April 27, 2021
Get the monkey man mug.A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Get the Poor Man's Office mug.person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"
person 2: "Because she has a dick."
person 1: "Oh..."
person 2: "Because she has a dick."
person 1: "Oh..."
by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012
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