shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.

“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette”

by Musical spirits January 17, 2020

Little shit

An offensive name to call someone who is annoying especially in terms of a small child

Karen's son is an annoying little shit that gets whatever he wants and is constantly throwing temper tantrums

by tiddylicker420 May 27, 2020

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

Shit

Noun a person place or thing

That was my shit ( referring to music)
That shit was weak(referring to an action)
Lemme eat that shit (referring to food)

by Gxd-clader December 28, 2021

Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 24, 2020

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022