Piece of Shit

Human with no respect towards gays,trans,pans,asexuals, or is straight up racist

This piece of shit doesn’t reappear anyone but himself

by Speedo wearing motherfucker February 6, 2023

Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

crocka shit

That's a lie or is that's bullshit

person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"

by donotlivelaughlove November 1, 2022

Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.

I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.

by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022