Get back with your ex day

March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!

“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”

by ultraman20000 March 6, 2021

your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Your mother

The president of his fanclub

scout (aka red spy): what are you president of his fanclub?
spy: no that would be your mother! (slams pictures of scout's mother being fucked by red spy)

by red spy from team fortress 2 October 17, 2023

Hop on [your] balls

a word used to indicate aggressive movement towards someone/something or as a general physical threat

Ex1: "Yo, buster. Slow the fuck down. I don't got a gun but one more step and I'll hop on your balls."

by geethegreat March 1, 2025

BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.

7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg

by your local soup store July 21, 2022