Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

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You damn it

You say it when you see a person fuckin' your girlfriend!

My brother: "Hello, Fucker! I 'm going to fuck your asshole, baby!"
Me: "You piece of shit! Don't you come out of this fucking room and don't fuck with my girlfriend, you damn it!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

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you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018

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You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

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