no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Woman beater

A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.

Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.

by Awoken now August 13, 2022

Pretty Woman

A term used to take charge of your own social media & the use of the Mute & See Less of This features, & saying no to notifications. In reference to the 1990 hit rom-com ‘I say who, I say when, I say how much’

My Sister in Law’s Instagram posts were driving me crazy so I Pretty Woman-ed her.

by Emalooberry November 26, 2019

Woman fan

Tommy is a women fan, and a woman lover.

A woman fan is TommyInnit

by anonymous April 7, 2021