hangy tits

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

by tony July 17, 2006

Sasquatch tits

Fat kid in sport playing dodgeball with his tits bouncing when throwing the ball

Damn, Robert's brother has huge sasquatch tits

by The Inc May 11, 2006

senior tits

A phrase used to motivate one's self to reevaluate or overcome a situation.

Originated when two freshman in Bayside HS were able to grab the bountiful fruits of a senior, in an occupied auditorium accompanied by upperclassmen watching. The story went as like this: A senior offers a free feel up, during conversation. A skeptical sophomore is too afraid to dare touch 'em lumps of gold, so a curious freshman in the conversation decides to seize his opportunity and strike while the iron is hot.

Senior: Just go for it.
Soph: -Skeptical- Now that your asking me to do it I can't.
Senior: *Psshh*
Freshman: *Taps on Senior's shoulder* Do you mind?
Senior: No.
Freshman: *feels her up*

Senior tits was made.

by "Do you mind?" April 11, 2010

Purple Tits

The S&M bondage trick when the circulation to the breasts is cut off and the boobs turn a shade of purple, usually with rope or rubberbands.

I grabbed her boobs so hard, she nearly got Purple Tits!

by Sofalala January 7, 2011

Granny tits

Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.

"Oi granny tits! Having a lot of success trying to get laid yet?"

by Willem K January 12, 2009

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

by dbindschedler June 11, 2006