selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017

Noodle Neck

Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’.

You’re being a noodle neck.

by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019

Noodle

ITS A BIG PENIS

I wish I had a Noodle.

by A guy who likes brain September 24, 2015

Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.

Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.

by FB3Network January 10, 2025

butter noodled

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019