surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.

When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.

I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.

by Drty4130 January 23, 2022

Pussy Pumper

Someone who likes to fuck pussy

Mike is a pussy pumper.

by Nikki September 5, 2002

hairy pussy

Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.

Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...

My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy

by Robert F. Black January 3, 2009

fat pussy

This term is used in reference to the size of a woman’s labia majora aka the outer lips of the vulva. A fat pussy means only the outer lips are visible so the labia minora, clitoris, and vaginal opening are not out in the open. A fat pussy may also have a plump Mona pubis, which is the area below the hips but above the labia (where a lot of the pubic hair grows). People with a fat pussy are more likely to have cameltoe and makes it a little more annoying to shop for underwear and bathing suits. Straight men seem to like a fat pussy as they are aesthetically pleasing and provide extra cushion for the pushin’. They’re also referred to as an “innie” as opposed to an “outie” (where the outer labia are not as large/plump). This has nothing to do with a woman’s weight; it’s solely about the lips of the ~pussy~.

I have a big fat pussy: Mufasa.

by Monstahhhhh June 8, 2022

punk-pussy

A person who acts in a cowardly manner, while still trying to be tough.

"He thinks he is really cool, but he is just a punk-pussy."

by Lauren Armstrong June 17, 2006

pussy munch

The act of eating the pussy of a sweet sexy woman until she cums or begs you to stop. The act of orally making the pussy swell and contract by licking and sucking the pussy repeatedly.

I would love to have a pussy munch with the new girl at work. There is nothing like a good pussy munch to make my cock rock hard.

by pantyplunderer December 31, 2010