A holiday celebrated on December 25th and commemorates the birth of Christ. I am posting this on Urban dictionary on Christmas to flex to people, but fail ultimately.
by MelonKholy December 25, 2022
Get the Christmas mug.OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022
Get the christmas mug.When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)
MANDY=MD-MA
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)
MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy
Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?
Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas
Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?
Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas
Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
by TkMhFc July 24, 2017
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by BiggeCheese105 October 28, 2023
Get the Christmas yes sunny day no mug.The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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