musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

pop music

A genre of music so boring and repetitive only its mother could love it. Irregardless, people still mindlessly like it.

Seriously. Pop music isn't even good.

by Yoda8778 October 27, 2019

Real Music

It is what baby boomers call music in the 80s and before. Anything after that is "bad and not real music."

You stupid kids don't know what real music is. It's always with your raps and rocks and rolls.

by Roblox Steve December 13, 2019

Real Music

Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.

"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."

by BlueEngland September 19, 2020

Musical Bitties

When a guy likes a girl and gets shut down, then goes on to liking her friend and goes on to another friend after getting shut down again, etc.

Like playing musical chairs but with girls.

Sally, Suzie and Sarah were best friends. Jack liked Sally until he realized he had no chance with her. Then Jack went for Suzie. After Suzie shut Jack down he tried to go for Sarah. Jack was playing musical bitties.

by TheBitties August 20, 2013

Music Strike

A modern technological hunger strike in which the protester repeatedly listens to a song for hours, days or years to get a message across.

This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.

The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.

John: I heard Sally dumped you, how you feeling?
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!

by Weetbix November 28, 2013

Musical Babies

The result of two talented musicians getting together and sharing beautiful sounds together. Making musical babies is the ultimate form of music production and is created ideally through spontaneous improvisation (though not limited to improv).

Joe: wanna jam today man?
Fred: Yeah, let's make musical babies together.
Joe: Sounds good, it's gonna be beautiful.
Fred: People are gonna cry.

by Sidewalk Chalk March 13, 2013