Black Metal

When punk rock attempts to sound metal and look goth.

Did you ever notice that black metal and punk both have the same blatant disregard for musical aesthetic?

Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg

black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg

More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg

by Buck Plankchest October 27, 2008

Metal Machine

a erected penis

No, we will never fall, we're masters of the world
Come suck my metal machine!

by Never gonna give you up! February 13, 2021

Thrash Metal

The process of slapping your ballsack with a piece of metal repeatedly at a fast pace.

"Just went for a big thrash metal sesh"

by RorySmith513 March 23, 2021

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

ButtChug Metal

A Genre of Hardcore music, the bands usually call themselves metal though.
The songs are usually just constant breakdowns at different tempos, this music takes little to no skill to write.

hey breakdowns are cool but is that all that happens?
yea thats it, its "ButtChug Metal"

by Frangipancakes April 18, 2011

Metal head

Usually a kid named dominc and he has corn nuts teeth and he is a bitch boy and nobody likes him also his mom has no job and he has a pimple face with pimple juice dripping down from his face

Dominc shut the fuck up metal head bitch boy pimple face.

by Dominc is a little bitch boy December 4, 2019

Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011