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Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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fertilized human egg

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by spiker369 March 5, 2009
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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human life or no life

Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.
Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO
by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023
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Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.
by The Director August 19, 2003
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Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"
She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.
by YsguborHen May 26, 2018
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