It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

woman

objects

Woman: We arent objects
White Guy: you are

by amogusburgler February 6, 2022

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...

Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

WOMAN

An Adult FEMALE Human.

not to be confused with a "trans woman"

- a male with gender dysphoria (a dysphoric depression-like mental illness), of which the individual has a strong desire to be a woman and will possibly seek irreversible experimental treatments such as;

- HRT (hormone replacement treatment)

- Cosmetic surgery (previously incorrectly called "sex reassignment surgery", and later changed to "gender affirmation surgery") to appear more feminine.

However, regardless of political opinion... a person's biological sex cannot be changed.

A WOMAN is born a 'GIRL' (a young female human). She will go through puberty where her body will naturally develop into an adult.

Females are generally born with XX chromosomes (without the "Y" chromosome). They are born with female anatomy (ie. a vagina, ovaries, uterus...), which will enable them the ability to produce children. given she doesn't have any female infertility problems.

Some females may be born with chromosomal abnormalities ( aka intersex conditions), where their chromosomal sequence may be a single "X" or "XXX" - this may cause her phenotype (observable/physical traits) to look a bit different, although the rule is the same....

women can only produce large ova (eggs), NOT small ova (sperm).

Adulthood is when a person (a male, or in this case a female) reaches full sexual maturity. (This is typically at 18 years old, but this may vary in forms of law, depending on what age a country deems appropriate).

"it is just a known fact that every human in existence has come from a woman"

by Donna Barnbrook June 10, 2022