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matthew cade

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!
by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014
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Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.
Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023
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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
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Matthew

is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy
#Matthew
by i have your booty January 14, 2019
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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.
by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023
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Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))
Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3
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